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I feel bad whenever I don’t update Daniel Is Funny for a few days. That being said, I have an excuse. Around the same time that the first issue of Daniel Is Funny is coming out (and don’t worry, it’s coming out very, very soon,) you’re going to be getting another little book to chew…

Bad Advertisements: Unexplained Robot Games

Yesterday, I covered an advertisement meant to help geeks lure other geeks into their cellars. Today’s advertisement is also aimed at the nerd crowd, but it’s for nerds who have given up on everything, much less love. All nerds love video games. The nerd introductory scene of any movie always features the nerd playing a…

Bad Advertisements: Geeks and Blow Up Dolls

It’s hard to capitalize on the dating website market. OkCupid, Match, and eHarmony have monopolized disappointment to such an extent that any intrepid, young entrepreneur with the dreams of better helping people find other people to bone has to look into niche areas, like farmers and Christians, to gain success. Another niche group that desperately…

Why Do You Want To Use The N-Word So Badly?

Recently, I’ve begun seeing a few arguments over the N-word, and some white people complaining about their inability to use it. I know that, immediately, those who both understand logic, and have read the last sentence, would say “Why?”, but this article is not for those people. This article is for everyone who can’t possibly…