Fires On The Plain Is A War Movie That Doesn’t Tell You How To Feel
I collect Criterion films. I’m also an idiot, so we’ll see how it works out. What makes 1959’s Fires on the Plain so relentlessly bleak by today’s standards is the […]
Ticks Erupt From A Man’s Face While A Child Cheers
Watching Clint Howard have the skin of his cheeks burst by mutated arachnids reminds me of lazy Sunday afternoons. It was a time before I’d decided that I was cooler […]
Daniel VS. Childhood: Rampage World Tour
I played a lot of Game Boy games when I was a kid, and I never got any good at them. Fifteen years later, I’m revisiting these games so that […]
Daniel VS. Childhood: WrestleMania 2000
I played a lot of Game Boy games when I was a kid, and I never got any good at them. Fifteen years later, I’m revisiting these games so that […]
Daniel VS. Childhood: Yoshi
I played a lot of Game Boy games when I was a kid, and I never got any good at them. Fifteen years later, I’m revisiting these games so that […]
That Lego T-Rex Is Going To Starve To Death
In the teaser trailer for the Lego: Jurassic Park game, there is a joke that follows the traditional “something badass” set-up, followed by the “something pathetic” punchline. In this case, […]
Daniel VS. Childhood: Godzilla: The Series
I played a lot of Game Boy games when I was a kid, and I never got any good at them. Fifteen years later, I’m revisiting these games so that […]
