A Cosmo Interview With Fourteen-Year-Old Daniel

Freshly graduated from eighth grade and making all the right(?) choices, Daniel Dockery is Hollywood’s Stephen King’s ‘It’ boy right now. We decided to probe his brain to gain some insight into his choices of fashion, his sexiest tips, and his advice for those seeking similar success. Cosmo: So, what is that you’re wearing right…

25 Tips For Having An Impossibly Good Sex Life

Do you own a bedroom? If you answered yes, you’re one of fifty-two million Americans not having sex in it right now. Maybe it’s because the passion has left the relationship, or maybe it’s because you’re simply too tired, but you can’t let excuses get in the way of an impossibly good sex life. 1.…

Daniel Has Fun With Pictures

So, in between writing all that stuff for all those places, I take stupid phrases and put them on stupider pictures. First off, there’s a book out now called Boo: Little Dog In the Big City. I’m convinced that this dog isn’t real, and considering the fact that I know, nine-out-of-ten times, when a dog…

What To Disrespect When You’re Expecting Part 1

Somewhere, at some point, someone has said “No child can be raised the same way.” I disagree with this hypothetical person, because they refuse to see the inherent logic that comes with parenting. In this three part series, I will expose the laws of the child-bearing/raising universe. Because, if there’s anyone in the world who…

Don’t Blame Disney

As I’ve proven, before the internet, the common man had no way to broadcast how stupid he was outside of yelling it loud enough for a TV box maker to hear him. Now that we have the internet, we’ve eliminated the middle man (common sense) and are able to, with a few clicks, let the…