#no Batman’s Twitter

*The Twitter account that this article poked fun at has apparently been suspended. Try to imagine the worst thing ever when you read it and you should be fine. A lot of fictional characters have been given Twitter accounts. Voldemort decided that, post mortem, killing students at Hogwartz couldn’t compare to the thrill of participating…

#no Blake Shelton’s Twitter

When celebrities respond to fans, it’s always interesting. Sometimes they handle it with poise and dignity, and sometimes they act irrationally. And sometimes, they’re Blake Shelton. And that means they’ll act like a fucking idiot. Through the ten seconds of research that I performed, I discovered that Blake Shelton is a thirty-five year-old country music…

#no #MixedRaceProblems

Examples: Pocahontas † : #MixedRaceProblems having to explain what you’re mixed with, over and over again . Oscar  : #MixedRaceProblems choosing an ethnicity/race on papers. Trunks Briefs : Mom wants me to build spaceships. Dad wants me to use them to conquer faraway galaxies in the name of the Saiyan empire.#MixedRaceProblems Na’im Lynn : #MixedRaceProblems getting the wrong…

#no #PlacesIveHadSex

Examples iRejectSlimHoes : #placesivehadsex the quarters, campus edge, campus crossings, bridgeway, beau chenes, eagle run, university house, legacy park n stokes BellaNikki_ : some ppl klearly have no morals . #placesivehadsex** _misskeishababy : O_o RT @xVinniValaVichi: #placesivehadsex millbrook high school ;; hope my teachers dnt see this TISA_mostDope : how many dumb people are actually going to expose themselves with ” #placesivehadsex “…

#no #CutItOut

Examples ChinkyLatina : Tryna be a philosopher on twitter #CutItOut you aint even graduate highschool. DeltaLife_MIke : Girls need to #CutItOut saying that all dudes are the same, NO HOE u need a diff selection of dudes n stop chossing the same type KhalidAlAmeri : Once you take all that’s negative in your life and #CutItOut you only leave space for…

#no #4Wordsbeforesex

Examples: scadam_skirata: #4Wordsbeforesex “Execute order sixty nine” SODMG_GOD: #4Wordsbeforesex don’t catch any feelings… JDBieberBoy: #4Wordsbeforesex wish you were justin DearOldMe__: seems like you ready ;) #4Wordsbeforesex Dude_itsMikey: #4Wordsbeforesex invite your sister too. bemmiex: #4wordsbeforesex I love you babe Assumptions: 90% of Twitter has never had sex before. If you were to ask them what “intercourse” was, they’d respond with a description…

#no #ARealBoyfriend

Examples: LawCannon #ARealBoyfriend Makes his girlfriend realize she the only one who matters, meaning that side hoes don’t exist, and his past is irrelevant. XOmiichellee #arealboyfriend ..yeh uh watch your own before you point fingers Fyrare #ARealBoyfriend knows There’s always some Emotion behind ‘I don’t care’. Pain behind: ‘It’s okay’ and problem behind ‘I’m fine’ No1FlyBoy #arealboyfriend will stand…

#no #IfICouldDoItOverAgain

Examples: Blancooo_ #IfICouldDoItOverAgain I’d start high school all over and right my wrongs. RealLoso #IfICouldDoItOverAgain I would go back to the day when we first met VONGkatonik #IfICouldDoItOverAgain I wouldn’t let you stay in my life for as long as you did. Stick my middle finger up with the index to follow, deuces Kristen_Joseph #IfICouldDoItOverAgain I woulda never trusted…

#no #newfacebook

Examples: @iTweetfacts – Dear #NewFacebook, I prefer the Old Facebook. Sincerely, all of us. @TheDracoMalfoy_ – The #newfacebook is still not as good as Tom Riddle’s diary. @TinaLoveEric – #newfacebook IS BIG SH*T! @OFFICIALKENDRO – There seems to be a new #newfacebook everyday… Assumption: Complaining about a social networking site on another social networking site is like a man complaining to…

#no #UKnowUHungryWhen

#no #UKnowUHungryWhen Examples: @FoxyTaurus: #uknowuhungrywhen u at the restaurant waiting but u staring at ppl eating LOL! @xlycheex92: #uknowuhungrywhen you feel like there’s a dragon who wants to be fed in your stomach. @tonesia: #uknowuhungrywhen when breakfast havent started @ghunzNrozes: #uknowuhungrywhen: u eat some musty punany 0_0 Assumption: The first premonition I had about this tag…