I develop these jokes with my business partner.
This is where I’m going to put links to things that I’ve written for other sites, because sometimes the internet likes me. They’ll be funny, usually.
HecklerSpray - Pop culture and Entertainment. Distaste and curiosity.
7 DVD Covers That Make The Movies Inside Look Stupid
The 4 Weirdest Breaking Bad Fan Fiction Ideas
Why Dwayne Johnson Is Too Awesome For Real Life
5 Great TV Shows That Actually Suck
The 5 Most Annoying Crippled Characters In Horror Movies
5 Movie Extras That Had No Idea What They Were Doing
I Totally Understand Why The Hobbit Needs To Be 3 Movies
The 10 Creepiest Things On The Internet That Involve Ryan Gosling
How Louie Makes Me Feel Both Ashamed And Happy
You’ll Look Dumb Buying These 7 Pop Albums
Dear, Rihanna. Your Heart Is An Idiot
8 Things To Look For In The Post-Twilight World
7 MTV Shows That Hated Their Audience
Take Me Out Insults Everyone Involved In It
Unsurprisingly, Pitbull and Shakira Ruin A Song Together
If You Took The Expendables 2 Poster Literally
Forces Of Geek (Don’t Go In The Basement) – Bi-weekly column about my dealings with the horror genre.
Daniel Dockery’s Crocodile
IMDb VS Crocodile
I Used To Like Jaws 2 More Than Jaws
3 Animal Attack Films That You Should See
The Franklin Scale
Thriller VS Horror (And Why It Really Doesn’t Matter)
I’d Never Seen Son Of Kong
Friday the 13th Minus Jason
Five Horror Sequels That Went Nuts
Three Horror Sub-Genres That Need To Be Brought Back
Seven Horror Movies To Put In Your “Criterion Collection”
I’m Pumped For Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno
Daniel Dockery’s Halloween 4, 5 and 9
My Ex-Girlfriend Vomited On Me During Audition
The Smoking Jacket – Jokes and Lists for the masses. 10 Ridiculous Wrestling Gimmicks
Tailgate Party Ruiners
Steven Seagal Improves Movies
9 Sad Twitter Trends
Relationships: The MTV Friendzone Way
Turn Your Life Into An Adele Song
The Teen Mom Guide To Parenting
Piranha 3DD Will Be The Greatest Film Ever
Yell! Magazine – Reviews, retrospectives and comedy dealing with stuff that stabs.
Child’s Play Retrospective
The Curse Of Frankenstein Review
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Review
Top 10: Zombies With Killer Character
Top 10: Gale Ann Hurd-Produced Movies
Yell! Magazines Top 20: Worst Horror Movies Ever
Dark Shadows Review
The Future of Horror on TV
The Slumber Party Massacre Retrospective
The Hills Have Eyes Review
The Tao Of Hatchet
House Of Comics
The Sad Executioner (sometimes I write for it)
I Love Young Justice
Four Un-Adaptable DC Stories
Hellboy: House Of The Dead Review
Steven Segal Claims “I’m Method Acting” For His Latest Role
Contracast (podcast that I join sometimes. Listen to my opinion and change yours)
Episode 37 (Cold Medicine) Episode 38 (Life Events) Episode 39 (Serious Business)
The Forty Ounce (If you like music, you’ll like this. And if you don’t like music, you love me.)
Episode 1 : Katy Perry’s “The One That Got Away,” Jason Derulo’s “It Girl,” Adele’s “Set Fire To The Rain,” Bruno Mars “It Will Rain,” Pitbull’s “International Love,” and Big Sean’s “Ass”
Episode 2: Toby Keith sucks and David Guetta rules.
Episode 3: We talk about the Grammys and make ill-informed decisions.
Episode 4: Welcome to Planet Pit!
Episode 5: We’re takin’ you straight to awkward town.
Episode 6: All hate, all the time! And dating advice!
Episode 7: Pitbull? Dating advice? Sign you up!
Episode 8: It sounded better in my head.
Episode 9: Viva La Rebelution!
Episode 10: I Found It Interesting
Episode 11: Flex Into The Mic
Episode 12: We Are Telepathic Now
The Prancing Laggard Pub – Video Games!
The Dead Space Travel Guide: Ishimura Ahoy!
Six Reasons Why Mortal Kombat Is Better Than My Friends
Development Meeting: Street Fighter Ultimax
StiffMAG - Horror/Subculture magazine.
Retro Review: Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things Review/ April 2011
Retro Review: Return of the Living Dead August 2011