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4 Things Doom Taught Me About Video Games
My good friend Blake Ervin (writer of the Chronicles of Marla comic) is turning some age today. Since he lives in Sweden, where fun has been outlawed since 1982 and every meat isn’t actually meat, I decided that I would write some jokes about any subject that he wanted. He told me that he wanted […]
The Greatest (And Strangest) Michael Jackson Remix
June 18, 2013
When it came time to release a 25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition of Michael Jackson’s Bad album, the first concern would be to ask yourself “What do you put on it?” Sure, you re-master all the original tracks, and maybe add a few rough cuts and unreleased songs for the hardcore fans, but what about putting […]
LEAKED LYRICS: Mumford & Sons ft. Flo Rida “Let You Go”
June 16, 2013
When you work as close to the music industry as I do, you’re bound to come across some diamonds in the rough. This song is almost assured to be a hit. (Mumford & Sons) So we stand closed in open doors A hundred reasons on a thousand floors And you clipped your wings so long […]
A Brave New Leaf 4: Construction And Gardening
June 13, 2013
A new resident named Cyrano has moved into Eden. Why wasn’t I informed of this? Is this how the preceding Mayor ran his housing developments? Every hour I find more and more structural deficiencies in Eden, deficiencies that I plan to erase as soon as I am able. I talked to the man and he […]
My Favorite Things: Education Connection Commercial
June 13, 2013
Going to college is sometimes a chance to progress your career and sometimes it’s a chance to progress your liver failure. From this commercial, you wouldn’t be able to guess either of those things. Hell, I’m not even quite sure what Education Connection is except for your life’s deus ex machina when it comes to […]
A Brave New Leaf 3: Economics 101
June 12, 2013
Yesterday, I picked a few cherries so my first plan for the morning was to find some sort of market in which I could sell them, and begin to earn bells. I would use this chance to form a camaraderie with the local shopkeepers, and not only earn deals for myself but smoothen the blows […]
A Brave New Leaf 2: The Already Converted
June 11, 2013
I received an interesting letter from someone who claimed that they were supposed to have been Mayor. They did not reveal their identity, which leads me to believe that they may be a threat to my goals. I will investigate this further at a later time, and the mystery sender will be dealt with swiftly […]
A Brave New Leaf 1: Arrival in Eden
June 11, 2013
I arrived in Eden late in the evening. A cat named Rover asked me if I had the correct time (he was an hour behind) and then asked me my name. I told him “Adam,” which isn’t my real name, of course, but the one I’ve chosen that best represents my intentions. You see, I […]
Transcript From J.R. Liebram’s Press Tour For “Millenials: America’s What?”
June 8, 2013
As you know, there’s a growing crisis in America called “Millenials.” Now, I know what you’re thinking. What’s a millennial? And why should I care? The millennium was thirteen years ago. X-Men came out in 2000 and that movie was alright. But you should care a lot, because Millenials are all over the place. They’re […]
My Favorite Things: Crispin Glover’s Death In Friday The 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter
June 8, 2013
A few weeks ago, my dog barfed during the night. My girlfriend woke up before I did, discovered the vomit, and told me “Don’t step in the vomit.” From that moment forward, I made a mental note to myself to not step in the vomit. However, if you’ve ever read about the dysfunctional machine that […]
Quality bloggin’.
June 19, 2013
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