Pokedex Entry 8: Wartortle

Pokemon has been a part of my life, off and on, for about sixteen years. I think it’s time I started writing stuff about it. I make no promises as to how long this series will last. Wartortle I really like that Ivysaur/Charmeleon/Wartortle are usually drawn smirking. It kind of adds of the appeal of…

Pokedex Entry 7: Squirtle

Pokemon has been a part of my life, off and on, for about sixteen years. I think it’s time I started writing stuff about it. I make no promises as to how long this series will last. Squirtle   These Squirtles showed up in the anime, reppin’ the five buroughs. (From the left) Rocky: Staten…

Pokedex Entry 6: Charizard

Pokemon has been a part of my life, off and on, for about sixteen years. I think it’s time I started writing stuff about it. I make no promises as to how long this series will last. Charizard Oh, Charizard. You were the first Pokemon that I ever significantly over-leveled. I know that the Pokemon…

danielsfunny.com Exclusive: 6 New Pokemon for Pokemon X and Y!

Coming October 12th to the Nintendo 3DS, is the newest installments in the hit Pokemon franchise: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y! Considering that it’s hub for most things in the modern universe, danielsfunny.com has received the lowdown on six new, never-before-seen Pokemon that will be included in the game. Radchu Type: Electric/Rad Height: Taller than…

A Brave New Leaf 4: Construction And Gardening

A new resident named Cyrano has moved into Eden. Why wasn’t I informed of this? Is this how the preceding Mayor ran his housing developments? Every hour I find more and more structural deficiencies in Eden, deficiencies that I plan to erase as soon as I am able. I talked to the man and he…

A Brave New Leaf 3: Economics 101

Yesterday, I picked a few cherries so my first plan for the morning was to find some sort of market in which I could sell them, and begin to earn bells. I would use this chance to form a camaraderie with the local shopkeepers, and not only earn deals for myself but smoothen the blows…

A Brave New Leaf 2: The Already Converted

I received an interesting letter from someone who claimed that they were supposed to have been Mayor. They did not reveal their identity, which leads me to believe that they may be a threat to my goals. I will investigate this further at a later time, and the mystery sender will be dealt with swiftly…

A Brave New Leaf 1: Arrival in Eden

I arrived in Eden late in the evening. A cat named Rover asked me if I had the correct time (he was an hour behind) and then asked me my name. I told him “Adam,” which isn’t my real name, of course, but the one I’ve chosen that best represents my intentions. You see, I…