WWE Smackdown! Here Comes The Pain Has The Worst Trailer Ever
Time does weird things to pop culture. Something that wasn’t popular when it was released can look like a masterpiece a decade later. And something that made a billion dollars […]
Help Me, Charmeleon. You’re My Only Hope
The year is 1998, and I am not very good at video games. I have just entered Rock Tunnel in Pokemon Red, with a Charmeleon named Fzzzzz and a few […]
Charmander, The TRUE Mascot of Pokemon
Pikachu is the Pokemon ambassador to the world. It’s cuddly, bright, and has enough human-like qualities to let you know that it’s more than a simple pet or animal. On […]
Venusaur Wins The Participation Trophy
There’s a popular Tumblr post from a few years back that shows images of Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur from the first opening of the anime. Charizard is shooting fire at […]
Ivysaur Looked Better As A Mistake
We usually see evolution as the process of things learning to stand. Fish, which have a hell of a time walking, become amphibians and reptiles, which scrape across the ground. […]
You Have To Be An Adult To Appreciate Bulbasaur
Bulbasaur isn’t cool. He doesn’t have the cocky aloofness of Squirtle or the literally-on-fire of Charmander. He isn’t a risk taker. Picking Bulbasaur allows you to barrel through the first […]
“SAVAGE, WHERE THE CHORUS AT?”
I’ve been thinking a lot about the song “Swing” lately, and I assume you have, too. It’s a pretty good club song. Savage has this low, loud, raspy voice that […]
When Your Bro Gets Married
One of my best bros is getting married next week. Obviously, I’m super excited. The woman that he has promised to love and support for the rest of his days […]
6 Ke$ha Songs That Will Shelter You In A Storm
On August 11, Kesha comes out with her first album in five years “Rainbow.” And in the weeks leading up to it, she’s dropped three singles from it: “Praying,” “Woman,” […]
Episode 2 of Dungeon Dynamite Is Here
I do the voice of the MATH WIZARD in my friend Crazy Boris’ animated series DUNGEON DYNAMITE. Episode 2 was released the other day, so give it a watch. It’s […]
