I GET MARRIED IN 11 DAYS OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD
In eleven days, I get to marry someone that I’ve wanted to marry for more than five years. Have I been ready to marry her for all those years? No. […]
Spider-Man, You Eat Lunch Like A Moron
In Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive spider, learns to harness his spider powers for good, and realizes that he’ll have to sacrifice the relationships that […]
You’ll Probably Believe What This Bear Has To Say About Gun Control
When you’re a bipedal manbear that is obviously the result of years of painful genetic testing, your first political statement is going to be clumsy. Your first pun will likely […]
The First Game Boy Commercial Is A Philosophical Nightmare
Imagine, for a second, that you’re the only sentient thing in a hellscape of rock and fire. You’re also a robot, which means that, at one point, you were created […]
This GEICO Commercial Is Almost Unbearably Sad
When historical figures time travel in pop culture, it’s usually shown in a goofy Bill & Ted kind of way. Haha, they don’t know what cars are! Haha, they have […]
The Amazing Spider-Man Series: Too Insane To Fail, But Too Dumb To Succeed
My friend Jason Edwards and I decided to discuss the disaster that was the Amazing Spider-Man movies. Why were they the worst things to happen to Spider-Man in his whole […]
I Only Have Time For One – The Legend of Zelda
If someone asked you about a particular series, but only had time to deal with one installment in it, what recommendation would you give them? This time, we look at […]
