So, in between writing all that stuff for all those places, I take stupid phrases and put them on stupider pictures.
First off, there’s a book out now called Boo: Little Dog In the Big City. I’m convinced that this dog isn’t real, and considering the fact that I know, nine-out-of-ten times, when a dog isn’t real usually, I think I’m right when I analyze the stupid poses that this dog is put in.
And then, I thought, what better way to show my appreciation for this fake dog’s trickery than to make it even more creepy. This is the internet, after all.
Thus, I present “50 Shades Of Ray.”