Anything. Really. I will write you an essay about the Nile River. I will write a letter of congratulations for your parents’ 50th Wedding Anniversary. I will write a list of my favorite X-Files episodes. Whatever. You. Want.
It’s my Christmas gift to you, and I’m giving it, not because I’ve run out of ideas, but because I want to see if I can do it.
It’s a test for myself. I know that 500 words doesn’t seem like much, but there are a lot of topics that I know absolutely nothing about. And I feel like I need to know more, or at least write as much funny shit as I can before I die in the robot/zombie/dangerously real, biochemical warfare Armageddon.
So leave your topic of choice in the Comment section below. If you have a WordPress, I’ll contact you through that when I’m finished with the article. If you don’t, leave your email, and I’ll send you a cyber pigeon when I’m done. All the articles will be posted here, on Daniel is funny.
Whatever. You. Want.
And, to prove how serious I am, here is a picture of me and Brutus, my parents’ dog.