Working on a magazine all by yourself is a lonely business. Sometimes, I dress my dog in a t-shirt and then apologize to him for not doing the dishes, just so I can faintly remember what it feels like to have human contact. That’s why I want to talk to you about movies. I love movies.
Leave a comment below about anything movie-related. I want to know what your favorite movie is, or who your favorite actor/actress or director or screenwriter is, or why you enjoy Wes Craven’s The People Under The Stairs so much (or any movie, for that matter, but The People Under The Stairs would be a rad movie to talk about right now.) I’ll reply to each and every one of them, unless your movie of choice is Frogs, in which case, I’ll reply multiple times.
I know what you’re thinking: What do we get out of talking to you, you lonely, skinny weirdo? And the answer is that you get a sneak peek at the magazine. If you comment below, and join the conversation, I’m going to give you the choice to read one of five articles that are going into the debut issue of Daniel Is Funny to read, a month before the rest of the cold, cruel world gets to see it. Just comment below, and then send me your email in the Talk To Me box. It’s like seeing the future, only funnier.
Or, if you don’t care about the magazine, at least you get the benefit of talking about movies with someone. Everybody wins!