When you spend all day writing a magazine, you have to endure a lot silence. At any one point during the day, a room can be filled with up to fifty ghosts, and despite how spiritually crowded that makes your office, it doesn’t help to raise the noise level. I need music to drown out the silence. That last sentence was my attempt at writing a John Green novel.
I want to know what the greatest song of all time is. Much like when I asked you to talk to me about movies, I’d like for you to comment below and tell me what song I absolutely need to listen to, and why. If you’ve read Daniel is funny for a little while, you know that I have incomprehensibly bad taste in music, so I need to find new things to enter my ear buds and wash out all the Flo and all the Rida.
I know what you’re thinking: What do we get out of talking to you, you lonely, skinny weirdo? And the answer is that you get a sneak peek at the magazine. If you comment below, and join the conversation, I’m going to give you the choice to read one of five articles that are going into the debut issue of Daniel Is Funny to read, a month before the rest of the cold, cruel world gets to see it. Just comment below, and then send me your email in the Talk To Me box. It’s like seeing the future, only funnier.
So what is audio’s greatest triumph? What is a music video that is too insane to be forgotten? What do I need to crash my Spotify with?