Yell! Magazine Jokes n’ News 4/31/2014

This last week and a half was dominated by the upcoming Godzilla remake, and, honestly, I wish it was like that every week and a half.

TOM HARDY IS MAD MAX IS SPIKY CARS

PENNY DREADFUL IS MY FAVORITE ALAN MOORE STORY

MR. PICKLES

7 GODZILLA FIGHTS FOR THE NEW GENERATION

I DON’T WANT A CLERKS 3. ANTI-CLAUS, HOWEVER…

THE NEW GODZILLA TRAILER IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED

NAUGHTY DINOSAURS

ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE

-Daniel

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2 responses to “Yell! Magazine Jokes n’ News 4/31/2014

  1. You continue to write interesting pieces that make me want to check into films I might not otherwise. Tho’ the “Road” films? Eh. Even Mel’s piercing ojos couldn’t save those for me–am a couple of tanks short of testosterone.

    Re: “Pickles”–Yes, funny. Fantastic, twisted, creative. Misogynistic. WTF. Female with a sense of humor here. Really. One of my fav-yet-horribly-sexist jokes: Eden, “Where’s Eve?” “Taking a bath in the river” “Oh, no, now the fish are gonna…” (If you don’t know it, figure it out.) But:

    I’ll be perfectly happy seeing clearly-defined body outlines of cartoon females that include nipples when guys’ penises and testicles are outlined as clearly in the same cartoon. What bullsh#t. And the vag product in the open case of the woman who comes to the door? Only funny beCAUSE it’s a vag product? What bullsh#t. Pure woman-hate/fear misogyny. Same with the sheriff’s sister’s pose. Gosh, how funny. Meeting her tw#t-first. W.T.F.

    What WAS, in my opinion, sexist but acceptable AND funny: Everything else about the mom–all the innuendo, the doggy and sheriff lust and double-intendre.

    Just one Outlier’s opinion, Daniel.

  2. Oops–entendre. And trust me to leave only the negative here. Your piece on the 7 Godzilla Fights is hysterical. Left a brief comments over on the Yell site.

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