Here are links to my latest pieces for Yell! Magazine. A lot of fury in these, so beware.
If you insult Rob Zombie on Facebook, he’ll come back with the most sixth grade insult for you possible.
I like it more now that I’ve thought about it, but immediately after I saw it, I was let down by Godzilla.
Death scene montage from a show only six people watch. Also, there’s a penis gun, because penis guns are hilarious. I honestly didn’t know.
We all float down here.
And finally, some cool stuff.