Yell! Magazine 5/22/14: Half Man, Half Ape, All Technology

Here are links to my latest pieces for Yell! Magazine. A lot of fury in these, so beware.

If you insult Rob Zombie on Facebook, he’ll come back with the most sixth grade insult for you possible.

WHOEVER RUNS ROB ZOMBIE’S FACEBOOK PAGE IS FURIOUS

I like it more now that I’ve thought about it, but immediately after I saw it, I was let down by Godzilla.

GODZILLA REVIEW. 

Death scene montage from a show only six people watch. Also, there’s a penis gun, because penis guns are hilarious. I honestly didn’t know.

FROM DUSK TILL DAWN DEATH SCENE MONTAGE

We all float down here.

IT REMAKE NEWS. YOU’LL HATE IT, I PROMISE.

And finally, some cool stuff.

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE MOTION CAPTURE

-Daniel

 

Advertisements

One response to “Yell! Magazine 5/22/14: Half Man, Half Ape, All Technology

  1. Last piece: I see what you did there : ) As for your writing, I am never bored, even when I don’t give a —- about the topic. (irritating, since reading interesting posts of others sucks mightily at my semblance of a life : )

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s