10 Words That You’ve Been Using Incorrectly, You Utter Bozo

You’ve been caught by the dictionary police and what is your sentence? The time it takes for you to gain some knowledge and read this list!

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Party

I thought you said that you invited a lot of people? No, I’m not bored. I just thought that there’d be enough people to play beer pong with. No, it’s cool. I might head home soon though.

Blonde

Umm, don’t you mean “yellow?” Read a book.

Slept

Did you have sex or what? You were in the same bed. At some point, you probably napped too. What do you mean by “slept?” I deserve to know, Austin. These secrets that you’ve been keeping from me are tearing our relationship apart. I don’t know if I can do this anymore.

Ironically

Ironically enough, you’ve been using “ironically” “incorrectly.” I don’t know what it means, but I’m sure you’re using it wrong, dumb dumb.

Brazen

It means “big fire.” Plus, you’re spelling it wrong. Replace the “r” with an “l” and you’ll have an actual word. Millenials, ugh….

Hilarious

Grown Ups 2 made 133 million dollars at the box office, domestically, and I can barely even pay my rent this month. Are you kidding me? What is wrong with this country? Mark Twain is rolling over in his grave. Yes, I do think that I have better taste in the arts than most of America. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have more queries to write.

Dog

That’s a cat, doofus. Look at its tail.

Truck

*buzzer sound* WRONG. That’s a van. If you want a handy way of telling the difference between a truck and a van, use the “turtle shell rule.” If it looks like it has a turtle shell on its back, it’s a van. No shell, no van.

Pasta

I went over to your house and you gave me PIZZA. You dolt! Better luck next time, drop out!

Dad

Haha, he’s not. You’re adopted.

-Daniel

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4 responses to “10 Words That You’ve Been Using Incorrectly, You Utter Bozo

  1. What is the pasta reference related to Avril Lavigne parody of complicated constipated hehe?

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