2 New Cracked Columns About Exercise And Hollywood

I wrote two new Cracked.com columns, which I’m sure you’re all frothing at the gums to tear into.

Hey, you jocks!

7 SPECIAL MEMBERSHIP TYPES EVERY GYM NEEDS TO OFFER

And this is one for all the aspiring Tim Burtons of the world:

5 REASONS GREAT DIRECTORS EVENTUALLY MAKE A BAD MOVIE

-Daniel

 

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One response to “2 New Cracked Columns About Exercise And Hollywood

  1. Your opening words of your gym membership piece:
    “Not all workout plans are created equal. For every person lazily eyeballing a treadmill like it’s the summation of every one of their ex-wife’s complaints, someone is doing painful shoulder shrugs in order to one day meet that same ex-wife.”

    Stupid me, to think that a piece about belonging to a gym might have possibly included me, a woman, in its potential audience. Although women DO feature in the piece–as objects, not subjects or audience.

    You are always respectful and equality-oriented in your comments about “them”, but you talk ABOUT “them”–you don’t talk to US.

    I love your writing, Daniel. You are often brilliant. It is cutting off my own nose to spite my face to stop Following you, but it is a female face that has been slapped once too often. You are telling me often, through your word choices, that you speak only to an audience of males.

    Bye.

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