Here are two things that I’ve written recently:
The first is a Cracked column about Eminem’s role in Elysium, Steve Miner’s Godzilla, and Lars von Trier’s Taxi Driver. Wait, none of that happened? Well, it almost did.
If you want to know if an Amazon review is fake, ask yourself “Would a robot write this?”
Also, I’ve recently updated my “About Me” page so that it sucks less.