My newest Cracked.com column is about entertainment mash ups that no longer need to exist. Video games based on Harry Potter always turn into box moving simulators, and mixing country music and rap music is often literally hazardous to your brain health.

Here it is: http://www.cracked.com/blog/pop-culture-mashups-that-need-to-be-killed-immediately/

And then, over at Agony Booth, my newest Bad Superhero Movie Showdown pits Elektra against Fantastic Four. One is weird and bland. The other is, well, just bland. Read it here: http://www.agonybooth.com/bad-superhero-movie-showdown-2005-elektra-vs-fantastic-four-54019