About Me


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I’m Daniel Dockery. From ages 1-14, I was known for being an especially ugly child. I write jokes for websites. Most notably, I’m a columnist at Cracked.com. 

Danielsfunny.com was started in August 2011 as a reaction to hating boredom. I’m 26 and I live in Asheville, NC. I like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, whiskey sours and you’ll like my smile.

You can find me on the Twitter

And you can make friends with me on the Facebook

And if you want me to write for you/tell you secrets, contact me at dockerycomedy (at) gmail.com

I also have a tumblr and another tumblr. 

Just me contemplating Oprah books, like normal.

36 responses to “About Me

  1. You had me at “From age 1-14, I was known for being an especially ugly child.” I think you and I will become very good writer/blogger/twitter/smart-ass friends that never get to meet in person. You know, one of those friendships.

  2. Hey there! I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award! Check out my latest post for the info (which will be up ASAP) and keep up the great work!

  3. haha! “And you’ll love my smile.” If you can make me laugh at that you’re totally worth following. Looking forward to reading it all…and sharing cyberspace whiskey sours *cheers* ~Annabel

  4. After having taught you at North and Reagan, I am not surprised to learn that you’re writing a blog like this. You definitely have a gift for comedy. Keep up the good entertainment.

  5. My brother had his first job working for a horrible head of music in Asheville. He also complained he couldn’t find a woman who was not too old or too young there.

    He gave up and moved to another music school in Ohio and bam! Success on both fronts.

    How is Asheville for comedy support?

  6. For one who was considered “ugly”, u r pretty handsome! Amazing blog you got there.. Loved ur posts, esp “Its so easy to hate yourselves”..It was exactly as I felt.. U r amazingly awesome Daniel and funny too.. Keep it up..\m/

  7. I have never been to NC but I seem to have a lot of friends from Asheville yet none of them know each other and now you seem to also be from there. I think it’s weird but that might just be me?!?

    Maybe one day I’ll make it there for a visit and we’ll bang into each other in a coffee shop…I promise I will reign in the funny though, for your sake of course. 😉

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  9. This site is at least a tiny bit better than all the shitty template sites of the other cracked writers. Still sucks unfortunately but way better than powerlahbro and the other ones

  10. I love cracked.com
    So glad I gave you a follow 🙂 I also hope o be a cracked columnist and work along the greats in abstract comedy. Many kudos man, well played 👍

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