Sarah had told you that she was too tired, but that you should definitely go, and so you went, by yourself, to Ryan’s birthday party at Ed’s Bar & Billiards. […]
Terrible disappointment faces blatant awfulness in BAD SUPERHERO MOVIE SHOWDOWN 2004: BLADE TRINITY VS CATWOMAN And I finally dive into the fact that Jack Nicholson’s Joker was carrying around a […]
Check out my new series at The Agony Booth: BAD SUPERHERO MOVIE SHOWDOWN. I take two bad superhero movies that came out in the same year and I pit them […]
I’ll keep this short, because I haven’t lived in Asheville that long. I moved here in December 2012, and I spent the first month driving back and forth from my […]
Sometimes, we don’t need facts. That’s a weird thing to come to terms with, because facts are often all we have. When someone posts a picture of a baby with […]
The animation and story were all done by my friend Crazy Boris, who is immensely talented. I voiced the Math Wizard. I hope you enjoy it.
In eleven days, I get to marry someone that I’ve wanted to marry for more than five years. Have I been ready to marry her for all those years? No. […]