The Real Reason I’m Excited For Kong: Skull Island
I’m excited for Kong: Skull Island, mainly because I like to look at things through the lense of pro wrestling, and this really works out with the upcoming Godzilla vs […]
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I’m Going To Have A Black Friday Sale For My Emotions
It’s almost Black Friday, which means that consumerism will run rampant and that the joy of Christmas will be trampled to death. To combat this, I’ve decided to hold a Black […]
The Poop Room
My girlfriend and I once threw a housewarming party, since we’d just moved into a new apartment together and needed to celebrate the fact that we’d grow sick of each […]
Seeing The Baby
I’ve always wanted to be the cool, composed guy. The guy that provides a calming presence in nerve-wracking situations. If someone is panicking, I’d like to be the guy that […]
Why I’m Not Fit To Comment On What’s Going On In Baltimore
My name is Daniel, and I’m a straight, white person. I’m not rich, but I’ve been told my whole life that, with hard work and a little luck, I can […]
