4 Superhero Cartoons That Never Got Their Due
I, like you, watch a lot of superhero cartoons. And I, like you, feel a little let down when one ends with seemingly no effort being put into keeping it […]
The 5 Most Underrated WWE Matches In Recent History
It was 2014, I’d just turned 25, and I was so hungover that I legitimately thought that I might die. And so, as my final pop culture meal, I decided […]
The Graffiti Problem In My Neighborhood Is Getting Out Of Control
We Don’t Need Another Harry Potter Video Game (And Other Tales)
My newest Cracked.com column is about entertainment mash ups that no longer need to exist. Video games based on Harry Potter always turn into box moving simulators, and mixing country […]
The One Thing The 1978 Superman Did Better Than Any Other Comic Book Movie
I’ve seen a few directors (Patty Jenkins, who’s directing Wonder Woman, and James Mangold, who did Logan) mentioning the 1978 Superman movie as an influence on their work lately, and I […]
WRESTLEMANIA 33…IN LESS THAN 600 WORDS
Here’s a quick review of THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE. Neville vs Austin Aries At one point, Aries does a missile dropkick that appears to separate the connective tissue of Neville’s […]
My Grand Theft Auto Life
The most embarrassing thing about NYC is the constant reminder of how many hours I sunk into Grand Theft Auto 4. For those that don’t know, the setting of Grand […]
Death Stare On The Subway
I moved to New York City on Saturday. I like it. People really hyped up the amount of insanity that I’d see on the subway. “You won’t believe it! People […]
Heartbreak In A Small Town
Sarah had told you that she was too tired, but that you should definitely go, and so you went, by yourself, to Ryan’s birthday party at Ed’s Bar & Billiards. […]
HALLE BERRY’S CATWOMAN VS JACK NICHOLSON’S FAKE HAND
Terrible disappointment faces blatant awfulness in BAD SUPERHERO MOVIE SHOWDOWN 2004: BLADE TRINITY VS CATWOMAN And I finally dive into the fact that Jack Nicholson’s Joker was carrying around a […]
