My Grand Theft Auto Life
The most embarrassing thing about NYC is the constant reminder of how many hours I sunk into Grand Theft Auto 4. For those that don’t know, the setting of Grand […]
Death Stare On The Subway
I moved to New York City on Saturday. I like it. People really hyped up the amount of insanity that I’d see on the subway. “You won’t believe it! People […]
Heartbreak In A Small Town
Sarah had told you that she was too tired, but that you should definitely go, and so you went, by yourself, to Ryan’s birthday party at Ed’s Bar & Billiards. […]
HALLE BERRY’S CATWOMAN VS JACK NICHOLSON’S FAKE HAND
Terrible disappointment faces blatant awfulness in BAD SUPERHERO MOVIE SHOWDOWN 2004: BLADE TRINITY VS CATWOMAN And I finally dive into the fact that Jack Nicholson’s Joker was carrying around a […]
Which Is Deeper: Lorde’s “Green Light” or Pitbull’s “Greenlight”
Pitbull and Lorde have both come out with a new song about green lights, so I thought it would be best to compare their lyrics, and see which one has […]
Ted & Daniel Talk Batman Beyond: Great Villains Need Cool Eyeball Scars
Episode 1 & 2: “Rebirth” Daniel: Man, what a way to start out a TV show. We literally open with Batman, who had kicked the crap out of everyone from Bane […]
Ken & Daniel Talk X-Men Evolution: Baggy Cargo Pants Forever
Episode 1: “Strategy X” Daniel: That’s certainly a name for a title. I mean, I get why it’s applied here, but it makes little sense. Is the strategy to create […]
