#NationalKissDay Examples: floridaneo: Is it #NationalKissDay when you got no one to kiss? 😦 famousnicesinger: For #NationalKissDay I’d kiss all my fans! Ed_gein: Who needs #NationalKissDay when I’ve got skulls […]
For previous entries in this series, I’ve stuck to one “philia” per article. However, with this one I’ve decided that there are enough weird, lonely people to warrant an article […]
When Twitter was invented, a thousand pairs of arms raised to the sky and yelled “Thank you, for finally we can talk about how much waiting in line sucks, aiming […]
The job market is hard right now. Really hard. I could make “as hard as a” similes all day, it’s so hard. But I won’t, not because I don’t like referencing blood flow to certain organs in articles, but because that’s not what this article is about. Remain focused on the prize. That’s tip number one.
The most important thing to remember is that a job interview is like fighting a circus bear. You’re not gonna win, but if you put on a good enough show, you might be called back to get paid and punch a bear some more.
7:00 AM: Hit the snooze button on specially designed alarm clock to stop Nelson Mandela’s screaming. 7:15 AM: Get angry over discovering “brown eggs” in her fridge. 7:30 AM: Knock […]
Macrophilia Fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants. Examples: Girls over 5’6, Giganta, That one lady who married Flava Flav that one time. How does the universe work, my […]
Most people are familiar with some sort of bible, regardless of whether the people in that bible are white or Asian or reptiles or aliens. However, the employees of Hanna […]