I’ll keep this short, because I haven’t lived in Asheville that long. I moved here in December 2012, and I spent the first month driving back and forth from my […]
Sometimes, we don’t need facts. That’s a weird thing to come to terms with, because facts are often all we have. When someone posts a picture of a baby with […]
The animation and story were all done by my friend Crazy Boris, who is immensely talented. I voiced the Math Wizard. I hope you enjoy it.
It’s October, so every business is scrambling to put out merchandise that is vaguely Halloween-related, and even less quality-related. This goes double for the sponsored horror movie fan pages […]
In eleven days, I get to marry someone that I’ve wanted to marry for more than five years. Have I been ready to marry her for all those years? No. […]
In Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive spider, learns to harness his spider powers for good, and realizes that he’ll have to sacrifice the relationships that […]
When you’re a bipedal manbear that is obviously the result of years of painful genetic testing, your first political statement is going to be clumsy. Your first pun will likely […]